What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
I LITERALLY CAN MPNOT BREATHE
this is fucking perfect
OH MY FUCKING GOD
[breaks down your door at 3 in the morning] do you wanna build a snowman?
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.